‘Spread It Around!’: Jimmy Kimmel Unveils Plan To Shame Trump’s Name Forever

Late-night television host Jimmy Kimmel has introduced a unique strategy aimed at permanently linking the name of former President Donald Trump to undesirable public infrastructure and locales. Speaking during a recent broadcast of *Jimmy Kimmel Live!*, Kimmel detailed a plan he dubbed “Spread It Around,” proposing that Trump’s alleged desire for lasting memorials be fulfilled in the most unfavorable manner possible.

The core of the proposal centers on diverting the former president’s preoccupation with branding away from prestigious buildings and toward sites associated with public nuisance, inefficiency, or environmental hazards. Kimmel urged viewers and local governing bodies to consider designating facilities such as municipal sewage treatment plants, toxic waste dumps, neglected restrooms, or congested road infrastructure with the name “Donald J. Trump.”

Kimmel framed the concept as a way to give Mr. Trump exactly what he wants—public recognition and naming rights—but in a perpetually negative context. The host suggested that since official designation of airports or national monuments requires complex legislative approval, targeting less esteemed public facilities could be achieved more easily through popular consensus and local media saturation.

The comedic suggestion quickly gained traction online, blending satire with political commentary common to late-night programming. The host noted that the widespread use of the name in embarrassing or repulsive locations would ensure that the former president’s brand, while omnipresent, would be intrinsically tied to public dissatisfaction and inconvenience.

Kimmel concluded his segment by suggesting that this method provides a mechanism for the public to create a permanent, unflattering memorial, ensuring that Mr. Trump’s name is cemented in history, even if the history involves a poorly managed landfill or an eternally clogged highway interchange.